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Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Diary of a polygamster


The prophet shook uncontrollably like he’s caught some virus even as he prophesied into the life of mama k
He sang spiritual songs, did spiritual stunts, said some prayers and now it was time for prophecies
While at it…
He stopped all of a sudden
He stood frozen with a scary look on his face
He began to move backwards, his hands raised up with palms opened and he muttered the word- ‘SEMBE
And suddenly, he started screaming: “Sembe re o (This is Sembe ) Sembe dey o (Sembe has come)
Mama K who was still on her knees was now very scared and confused
Sembe ke” She thought
“What is Sembe? Who is Sembe?’ She asked the prophet
After a while, the prophet eventually calmed down to explain
He looked at Mama k and shook his head
There was a sympathetic look on his face
“Well”, He said “Sembe is your husband’s new wife.”
Mama K slumped…


And…
Sembe did come
Her name was ‘Sidikatu’… My 2nd step mother
Well Sidi came, Sidi saw and but God conquered Sidi.  *Sidi, Abunu*


By the way, ‘Sembe’ is some animal like creature.


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