E.T.C

One day, on my way out, I saw the signboard of a boutique that stated:

XYZ boutique

Perfumes. Mary Kay. Black opal. Make up. Wears  and E.T.C.

I was like;

‘What’s ‘Mary Kay? What’s Make up?

So, I decided to go in and check…

I thought about playing a prank on the sales attendant (as I kukuma no get work that day)

I strutted into the boutique like the queen that I am

My hands bent like that of those plastic girls

Batting my eyelids and forming Kardashian

I tried to form a British accent and went like:

“Urm I mean like do you have e.t.c”

The  I shan’t gree female shop attendant girl looked confused

She obviously had no idea what e.t.c meant

She frantically looked around the shop,  scratched her head, faced me and said:

“erm madam, we don’t have etc oooo but we will haf new things next week.  My madam will bring new things from London”

‘Oook ...’ I said with my eyes almost popping out of my face

I quietly walked away thinking ‘Araoko’ (bush girl).  Ko ti e le(she is not cool), with all her color blocking’.