Aproko Unlimited

She was standing in the way we were told not to stand when we were teenagers

Her legs bent backwards, her chest pushed out

Her twin towers were in two very separate directions. Yeah a function of a mal-functioned bra

She definitely wasn’t wearing the real thing, the original type we ladies call BRA.

Well, that’s if she even knows what that is…

She stood by, as her friend argued agitatedly with the bus driver who had nearly knocked her down

They both had this very locally made tattoo across their neck and on their arm

And I couldn’t keep myself from imagining where else on their body those tattoos would be *rolls eyes*

Are these person pikins? I pondered

Mehn these chics are a definition of feminine razzness

The driver was wrong and he had angered the chic

But unluckily for him she is an #were

She screamed, rained curses at him and hit him on his chest as she cursed

She even threatened to slap him on his face, and that she would hit him with something (Juju of course) if he angered her the more

The bus driver initially had thought he was relating with a woman and was as usual refusing to apologize, but after the short display, he realized this is no ordinary female

I watched her display her talent- craze (of course)

I concluded, this must be the product of an absent father. I was so sure about it

Well I eventually I decided to intervene cos I wouldn’t let a man be out rightly embarrassed right in front of me

It had become an embarrassing situation for the man and if we let this go on, it would be disastrous

That chic was daring, I must say!